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own two to three pairs of shoes - what makes you think weíd be any
good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with
heís not thinking about you. Live with it.
we say something that can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
donít dress like the Victoriaís Secret girls, donít expect us
to act like soap opera guys.
blackmail. Use it if you must, but donít expect us to like it.
your hair. Ever.
Valentines and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find
the perfect present, again!
If you ask a
question you donít want an answer to, expect an answer you donít
want to hear.
him what heís thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss
such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
Get rid of your cat. And no, itís not different, itís just like every other cat.
better than ANY cats. Period. (Chris' note: I personally
disagree with this one.)
(fill in his favorite hobby). Itís like the full moon or the
changing of the tides. Let it be.
If you think
you might be fat, you are. Donít ask us. Just get your fat ass in
work the toilet seat: if itís up put it down.
wear is fine. Really.
You have too
many shoes. (Chris' note - just don't ask how many pair
of boots I own.)
is an idiot; your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
Ask for what
you want. Subtle hints donít work.
doesnít know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on
standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range.
Weíre bound to miss sometimes.
Yes and No
are perfectly acceptable answers.
that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
films are best left to foreigners.
us 50 rules when 25 will do.
fake it. Weíd rather be ineffective than deceived.
neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
comments become null and void after 7 days.
ogle. If we donít look at other women, how can we know how
pretty you are?
either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not
possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Columbus didnít need directions, and neither do we.
wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain
about having their boobs stared at.
Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
that the models in the menís magazines are airbrushed makes you
look jealous and petty and itís certainly not going to deter us
from reading the magazines.
relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months
we were going out.
doesnít have to be our best friend.
the lamp if you donít want the genie to come out.
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