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The following is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
   
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
   
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting!  That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
   
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why.  They'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
   
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
   
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
   
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
   
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

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