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My Good Humor Page - The 10 Best Things to Say if You're Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
|10||"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."|
|9||"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."|
|8||"Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"|
|7||"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."|
|6||"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."|
|5||"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"|
|4||"Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to the Rosenbach Conjecture."|
|3||"The coffee machine is broken..."|
|2||"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."|
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
|" ... in Jesus' name. Amen."|
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