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A blonde's car suffers a breakdown on the Interstate one day...

So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car, and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats who stand facing the oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing themselves to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, this causes one of the worst pileups in history.  It's not very long before a police car shows up. 

The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"

"My car broke down," says the lady, calmly.

"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop.

And she said......... (This is good......)     (Ready?)    (Remember, she's a blonde......)

"Those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

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